The Colony of Mineral County is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.554 billion Mineral Countyians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Welfare, Defense, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 19.4%.

The very strong Mineral Countyian economy, worth 217 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 61,081 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

People reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, artists are pillars of society, the same 3554 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Leader's every word on Twitcher, and divorce lawyers are found begging on the streets. Crime is almost non-existent. Mineral County's national animal is the coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mineral County is ranked 207,794^th in the world and 11^th in Nevada for Most Patriotic, with 5.99 flags saluted per person per day.